Heir of Derp

((Razz I cant multitask so I’ll respond to that later))

nofuckassesallowed:

Your now staring up at the tv. Watching intently. The man said to put the bunny back in the box.

YOU FUCKASS PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE FUCKING BOX GODDAMMIT IT’S FOR CASEY.

You try to suppers a few giggles, and you grab the bowl of popcorn off of the table, leaning back on the couch and popping a few kernels in your mouth.

nofuckassesallowed:

You frown and turn back to the movie, scooting closer too it without noticing. Why is there a bunny? What the fuck?

JOHN.

You are now staring up at the TV.

You roll your eyes. Jeeeeeeeez why can’t he just watch the movie?

yes?

nofuckassesallowed:

PRISONERS. LIKE-

You stop talking. John shooshed you, that’s your job.

WHAT IS-

You trail off, intrigued by the obvious military approach of the Prisoners to take over the plane.

BUT JOHN HE WAS GOING TO BE RELEASED. WHY ARE THE OTHERS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP?

You giggle for a moment or two before looking back over at him and replying.

i can’t just explain every single little part of the movie to you, karkat!
just watch it on your own, okay? Things will all make sense in the end!

well, probably.

nofuckassesallowed:

((LOL it’s okay bro. I watched the last half of it like a week ago.))

You watch the movie, making smartass remarks in your head about the titles of the other human movies.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY TAKING HIM. HE JUST KILLED THE OTHER GUY. WHY IS.

JOHN WHY ARE THEY WEARING ORANGE?

((GOOD))

they’re wearing orange because they’ve been taken as prisoners!

now shoooosh hehe

seriously, though, why can’t you just watch the movie? :/

nofuckassesallowed:

LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

You look at him awkwardly waiting for the movie to start.

hehe okay, sorry.

You notice him looking at you kind of awkwardly and realize you should probably just start the movie already.

oh, right! sorry, i’ll start it just uh, let me find the remote…

You start looking around for the remote, grabbing it from a nearby side table after locating it and starting up the movie.

((Also I literally can’t remember anything that happens in Con Air oops))

nofuckassesallowed:

OKAY

WHATEVER

JUST DON’T LIKE GET SCARED AND GRAB ME

TEREZI USED TO DO THAT

hehe don’t worry dude i won’t. why would i get scared, anyway? it’s my favorite movie! not to mention i’ve seen it at least a hundred times.

nofuckassesallowed:

egderpology replied to your post: really? awesome! :) dude you’re going to love this movie, okay? i promise.

it’s this awesome movie about this guy who has to fight his way back to his family and it’s basically the best thing ever.

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

OKAY.

YOU SAID YOU HAD POPCORN RIGHT?

yes! :)

oh man this is going to be awesome.

RAZZ I WILL PESTER YOUR KARKAT AGAIN TOMORROW???))

emperorglub:

)(a)(a!
I don’t believe we )(ave? But you do look familiar.

I’m Feferian Peixes. 38) 

oh, really?

well i guess you look kind of familiar, too, but all of you trolls look a lot alike!

oh, not that that’s bad or anything, though!

(Source: egderpology)